F R I E N D S ! ! !

NONE OF THAT SISSY SHIT!!



1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag you about it every chance I get until you're not.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words.

7. When you are sick -- stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will laugh at your clumsy ass but I'll help you up.

9. This is my oath, I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' 'because you are my friend'.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants - everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

L@UGH ABOUT THIS WITH ABOUT 10 OF YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS... then get depressed because you can only think of 4