Saturday, April 18, 2009

F R I E N D S ! ! !

NONE OF THAT SISSY SHIT!!



1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag you about it every chance I get until you're not.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words.

7. When you are sick -- stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will laugh at your clumsy ass but I'll help you up.

9. This is my oath, I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' 'because you are my friend'.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants - everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

L@UGH ABOUT THIS WITH ABOUT 10 OF YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS... then get depressed because you can only think of 4

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

WHY NOT?!

SEE ITZ THIS THING
I LIKE BEING SEEN IN PUBLIC
...I LIKE IT EVERYWHERE!

HE WAS NEXT TO ME
OUR FLIGHT WAS SUPPOSE TO LEAVE AROUND 2:53
ALL I WANTED TO SEE
IS WHAT WOULD HE DO IF I DROPPED DOWN TO MY KNEES

I WANNA PLAY UR GAME
IS SOMEONE COMIN' IT DON'T MATTER JUST THE SAME
TRY SUMTHN FUN WITH ME
LETS TAKE OUR CLOTHES OFF ALL OVER THE BALCONY

LETS GET IT ON IN PUBLIC
JUST LET IT GO I PROMISE THAT YOU'LL LOVE IT
OH DADDY DON'T U WANNA BE MY SUBJECT!

DON'T TRY TO RUN FROM ME
I'LL MAKE UR TOES CURL UP & MAKE UR BODY SCREAM
COME TAKE A WALK WITH ME
WE COULD DO OVER THERE RIGHT BY THE TREES...

TO BE CONTINUED...

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

NiggeR's aRe sCarEd oF ReVoLuTion!!... Y??

Niggers are scared of revolution
But niggers shouldn't be scared of revolution
Because revolution is nothing but change
And all niggers do is change

Niggers come in from work and change into pimping clothes
and hit the streets to make some quick change

Niggers change their hair from black to red to blond
and hope like hell their looks will change

Nigger kill other niggers
Just because one didn't receive the correct change

Niggers change from men to women, from women to men
Niggers change, change, change

Niggers always goin' through bullshit change
But when it comes for real change,
Niggers are scared of revolution

Niggers are actors, niggers are actors
Niggers act like they are in a hurry
to catch the first act of the 'Great White Hope'

Niggers try to act like Malcolm
And when the white man doesn't react
toward them like he did Malcolm
Niggers want to act violently

Niggers act so coooool and slick
causing white people to say:
What makes you niggers act like that?
Niggers act like you ain't never seen nobody act before
But when it comes to acting out revolution
Niggers say: 'I can't dig them actions!'
Niggers are scared of revolution

Niggers fuck. Niggers fuck, fuck, fuck
Niggers love the word fuck
They think it's so fuckin' cute
They fuck you around
The first thing they say when they're mad: 'Fuck it'
You play a little too much with them
They say 'Fuck you'
When it's time to TCB,
Niggers are somewhere fucking
Try to be nice to them, they fuck over you

Niggers don't realize while they doin' all this fucking
They're getting fucked around
And when they do realize it's too late
So niggers just get fucked up

Niggers talk about fucking
Fuckin' that, fuckin' this, fuckin' yours, fuckin' my sis
Not knowing what they're fucking for
They ain't fucking for love and appreciation
Just fucking to be fucking.

Niggers fuck white thighs, black thighs, yellow thighs, brown thighs
Niggers fuck ankles when they run out of thighs
Niggers fuck Sally, Linda, and Sue
And if you don't watch out
Niggers will fuck you!
Niggers would fuck 'Fuck' if it could be fucked
But when it comes to fucking for revolutionary causes
Niggers say 'Fuck revolution!'
Niggers are scared of revolution


Niggers are players, niggers are players, are players
Niggers play football, baseball and basketball

Niggers tell you they're ready to be liberated
But when you say 'Let's go take our liberation'
Niggers reply: 'I was just playin'
Niggers are playing with revolution and losing
Niggers are scared of revolution

Niggers do a lot of shootin'
Niggers do a lot of shootin'

Niggers shoot off at the mouth
Niggers shoot pool, niggers shoot craps
Niggers cut around the corner and shoot down the street
Niggers shoot sharp glances at white women
Niggers shoot dope into their arm

Niggers shoot guns and rifles on New Year's Eve
A new year that is coming in
The white police will do more shooting at them
Where are niggers when the revolution needs some shots!?
Yeah, you know. Niggers are somewhere shootin' the shit
Niggers are scared of revolution

Niggers are lovers, are lovers, are lovers
Niggers loved to hear Malcolm rap
But they didn't love Malcolm
Niggers love everything but themselves

But I'm a lover too, yes I'm a lover too
I love niggers, I love niggers, I love niggers

Because niggers are me
And I should only love that which is me
I love to see niggers go through changes
Love to see niggers act
Love to see niggers make them plays and shoot the shit

But there is one thing about niggers I do not love
Niggers are scared of revolution

Monday, March 2, 2009

"EyeZ"

As. You
Stare me uP & doWn
I Lick mY Lipz
iN. LusT
WanTing tO tOucH
uR. sKin

As. yoU
coMe cLoseR
iN my diReCtiOn
I fReeZe uP
mY eYeZ turn
a. chEEk

the coNNectiOn is LosT
bEcuZ oUr eYeZ
nEveR meT!!

TO BE CONTINUED....

Hello Blogger's, My name is Nia, my friends know me as sLym. I'm not just a pretty face, I also have goals outside of modeling... bare with me as I walk these mean streets and share with you my everyday experiences through Poetry, Song or maybe just literature, who knows... do me a favor>> PAY ATTENTION!! 8)